nymphetfashion:

Thanks to gfdstore. One Lucky Follower will win a $150 voucher to spend on Glitters For Dinner nymphet outfits!

I will using random.org to pick the winner. It’s open internationally! If you win I will message you to give you more details so make sure you enable your AskBox.

Rules:

  • Must be following me - NymphetFashion (this is only for my followers!
  • REBLOG OR LIKE [more reblog = more entry]
  • Starts on the day posted (April 13 2014) & Ends in a week.
  • No give away blogs.

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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goddamnitriot:

You can not write the word “ignorance”. The future is on sale.

Push aside and laugh at the karmic tale saying it’s superstition.

the “glitchy” part in the beginning is why i’m alive

kaibas-pants:

somethingraptored:

Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

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avriana-from-tarlach:

this gif came up on my dash while i was listening to this so

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these